Services

The Apothecary

We have a broad range of imaginary cures for whatever ails you.

Some of them were even legal... a long time ago.

Psychiatric Disservice

Suffering from idiocy? We can help. Hold real still.

Repair Shop

Need something fixed?

Then why the hell did you break it in the first place?

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